My grandmother was a phenomenal cook. I was hoping this was a genetic talent. It's not....
Pancakes:
In an attempt to make my fiber pancakes healthier, I added blueberries and cooked them in Olive Oil.
Oh. My. Stars.
It looked like a burrito with leprosy. The taste? exactly the same.
Smoothie:
Chocolate protein powder, banana, blueberries, flax seed, and almond milk = PURPLE RIGOR MORTIS.
This is like drinking a mud puddle, only it tastes worse. I nearly drowned when swallowing this concoction. Don't try this at home, and if you do, have a paramedic nearby.
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